Avoid Everything That Makes Me Fat

This is a Comfort Colors® unisex T-shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment dyeing gives it a soft, lived-in feel, and the fit is relaxed and unisex. Check the size chart in the listing before you order.

Add a back print by checking out first and messaging us straight after with your idea. We can also put this design on a hoodie, sweatshirt or long sleeve on request.

A fluffy highland cow in pink heart sunglasses and a leopard bow lounges in a pink armchair with a mug and a heart blanket.

Next to her, a mirror, some photos and a bathroom scale are all crossed out in red.

It's an easy pick for a birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or a girls' weekend.

1. Compare sizes and shirt colors in the listing photos.

2. Choose your size and shirt color before you complete checkout.

3. Make sure your shipping address is up to date.

Processing time: 1-3 business days.

Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.

Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.

Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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