Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice

A calico cat stretches out on a pink knit blanket, belly up and fully at peace, next to a stack of books, a pothos plant, and a paw print mug. The quote sits underneath in bold pink and cream lettering with tiny paw prints. Cat parents, foster homes, and pet mom humor fans will get the joke right away, and it works just as well for weekend errands as for cozy days at home.

• Back print available: order first, then message us right after checkout.

• Want it as a hoodie, sweatshirt, or long sleeve? Just ask.

A Comfort Colors® unisex tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in feel, with a relaxed unisex fit that suits everyone. Check the listing size chart for exact measurements before ordering.

Review all listing photos for the available sizes and tee colors, select your size and tee color, and double-check your shipping address before completing checkout.

Processing time: 1-3 business days.

Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.

Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.

Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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