Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
No excuse, no apology and no long explanation. "Due to not wanting to, I will not, thanks" is the most polite refusal ever printed, and the golden retriever napping belly-up on a pink armchair fully supports it. This funny shirt is for introverts, homebodies and anyone who feels real joy when plans get canceled. It makes a cozy gift for dog moms and dog lovers, and it saves you from having to answer the next invitation out loud.
• Printed text: "Due to not wanting to, I will not, thanks"
• A lazy golden retriever naps belly-up on a pink armchair with a knit throw, a houseplant and a paw-print mug
• Made for introverts, antisocial humor fans and anyone who cancels plans with joy
• A fun pick for birthdays, Christmas or a just-because gift for her or him
• Swipe through all the listing photos to see every tee color and the sizing details
• Choose your size and tee color before you check out
• Double-check your shipping address so nothing gets delayed
• Back print available: place your order, then message us right after checkout with what you would like
• Prefer a hoodie, sweatshirt or long sleeve? Just ask and we can set it up
• Comfort Colors® unisex T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Check the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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