Funny Goose

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• A frazzled goose wrapped in a plaid blanket with a mug of coffee, surrounded by books, a houseplant and a laptop.

• Hand-lettered text: I'm Absolutely Fine, Except For Everything That's Wrong.

• Made for the overwhelmed, the introverts and the exhausted friend who always says they are okay.

• A fun pick for birthdays, a coworker gift exchange or a pick-me-up for a caffeine lover with a moody streak.

Printed on a Comfort Colors® unisex tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. The garment-dyed finish gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, and the relaxed unisex fit keeps it easygoing. For exact measurements, see the size chart in the listing images.

• Want something on the back too? Order first, then message us right after checkout with your back print request.

• Prefer a hoodie, sweatshirt or long sleeve version? Just ask and we can make it for you.

Processing time: 1-3 business days.

Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.

Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.

Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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