Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
A sarcastic morning shirt for everyone who tried the whole early bird thing once and got absolutely nothing out of it. Soft garment-dyed cotton, funny bird artwork, and a slogan that speaks for you before your first coffee does.
The star is a scruffy, furious little bird with a distressed retro finish, bed-head feathers and a stare that says the day started badly.
The caption reads I Got Up Early There Was No Worm, a viral slogan that lands with night owls, late risers and reluctant morning people.
Good for the office, the school run, weekend errands, travel days, or anywhere someone might expect enthusiasm before nine.
A safe funny gift for her or him at Christmas, birthdays, secret Santa, or as a small "I know exactly who you are" present.
Comfort Colors unisex T-shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton.
Garment-dyed finish, so it feels lived-in from the first wear.
Relaxed unisex fit with a heavier, sturdier hand than a standard tee.
Printed with DTF or DTG.
Exact measurements are on the size chart included in the listing photos, please check it before choosing.
Have a look at all the listing images first, sizing and the full tee color lineup are shown there.
Choose your size and shirt color from the dropdown menus before checking out.
Double-check that your shipping address is the current one.
Back printing is available. Complete the order first, then message right after checkout with what you would like on the back.
Prefer a hoodie, crewneck sweatshirt or long sleeve instead? Message us and we can set it up in this same distressed bird design.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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