Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
A husband shirt with a punchline that flatters everyone involved, printed in watercolor lettering on soft garment-dyed cotton. It is an easy anniversary gift, Valentines pick, or Christmas gift for men who claim they do not want anything.
Mixed script and block type washed in blue, purple, and orange watercolor, with small hearts and flourishes tucked between the lines.
Written for married men, new husbands, and dads who have made peace with being outvoted at home.
Turns up well at date night, a vow renewal, a wedding weekend, or a couples photo.
A safe bet from a wife looking for a funny gift for a birthday or Fathers Day.
The listing photos cover sizing and show each shirt color we offer, so give them a look first.
Set your size and shirt color before checkout.
Double-check the shipping address on your order.
If you want the design printed on the back, place your order and message us immediately afterward.
Hoodie, sweatshirt, and long sleeve versions can be arranged on request.
This is a Comfort Colors(R) unisex T-shirt made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment dyeing gives it a soft, lived-in feel and a relaxed unisex fit. Consult the listing size chart for exact measurements before ordering.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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