Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
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Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
A funny ICU nurse shirt on a Comfort Colors® tee, starring a silly goose heading off to keep that MAP over 65. Every critical care nurse, CCU nurse, and ICU RN will get the joke, which makes it an easy gift for an ICU nurse, a new nurse grad, or a night shift coworker.
• Comfort Colors® unisex T-shirt
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Find your exact measurements on the size chart in the listing photos
The goose is clocking in with one mission: get that mean arterial pressure above 65. It is RN humor that only critical care staff fully understand, and it works just as well as a funny nurse tee for a 12-hour shift as it does for a day off. Give it for Nurse Week, a nursing school graduation, or any nurse appreciation moment.
Need a design on the back too? Complete your order, then message us right after checkout with what you want printed. This design can also be made as a hoodie, sweatshirt, or long sleeve, just ask.
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2. Pick your size and shirt color before you check out.
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Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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