Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
Nobody reads the fine print, and nobody got to sign this one either. "This body came with a lot of terms and conditions I did not agree to" is dark humor from people who live it: chronic pain warriors, rare disease fighters and anyone living with a disability. Sometimes a joke says what a long explanation can't. Wear it on the hard days and the better ones, or give it to a friend, sister or warrior mom who would rather laugh than hear another get well soon.
• T-shirt: Comfort Colors® unisex tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, relaxed fit.
• Crewneck sweatshirt: Comfort Colors® unisex sweatshirt with a soft garment-dyed finish and a relaxed fit.
• Long sleeve: Comfort Colors® unisex long sleeve tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed fit.
See the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements.
Clean, bold lowercase lettering spells out the full quote, no extra graphics, so the joke does the talking. It speaks to spoon-counters, flare-up survivors and everyday disease warriors who would rather laugh than explain their diagnosis again. Wear it to appointments, infusion days, awareness walks or the couch. It also works as a rare disease awareness gift, a get-well-soon surprise or a birthday present for someone who earns their good days.
Need a back print? Order first, then message us right after checkout with the details. Prefer a hoodie or another garment? Just ask, since the T-shirt, sweatshirt and long sleeve are already available here.
Check every listing photo for size and color options, then choose your style (T-shirt, sweatshirt or long sleeve), size and color before you check out. Take a second look at your shipping address so your order reaches the right door.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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