Funny Retirement

Perfect for anyone celebrating a new knee, new hip or new shoulder alongside retirement.

A funny group gift from coworkers at a going-away lunch.

Also lands with grandpas, grandmas and anyone who sets off the metal detector now.

Great for physical therapy appointments, travel days and the golf cart.

Please review all listing photos for sizing, color options, and product details.

Select your preferred size and shirt color before checkout.

Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order.

Want the design printed on the back instead? No problem! Please place your order first, then send me a message right after checkout and I'll set it up for you.

Looking for a different product style like a hoodie, sweatshirt, long sleeve, or another option not shown in this listing? Feel free to message me and I'll be happy to add it for you if available.

Comfort Colors® unisex apparel

Available styles may include t-shirt, sweatshirt, and long sleeve options

100% ring-spun cotton

Garment-dyed for a soft vintage feel

Relaxed fit and true-to-size look

Please check the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements.

Processing time: 1–3 business days.

Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.

Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.

Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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