Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
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Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
After all those years, the farewell speech fits on a shirt. "A wise woman once said I'm Out" sits above "Retired 2026", and honestly, what else is there to add? It is a funny retirement gift for teachers, nurses and any coworker counting down to her last day. Bring it to the farewell party, have the whole team sign the card, and let her wear it out the door for the final time. No notice period needed.
• T-shirt: Comfort Colors® unisex tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, relaxed fit
• Crewneck sweatshirt: Comfort Colors® unisex, soft garment-dyed finish, relaxed fit
• Long sleeve: Comfort Colors® unisex long sleeve tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed fit
• Use the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements
An orange door swings open with light pouring out, surrounded by yellow and white wildflowers, next to the big cream "Out". It is made for retirement parties, farewell lunches and the first week of retired life, a goodbye work gift that says it all.
Want names or a date on the back? Place your order first, then message us right after checkout. Prefer a hoodie or another garment? Send a request.
Browse every photo for color and size options, choose T-shirt, sweatshirt or long sleeve plus size and color before checkout, and double-check the shipping address.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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