Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
A sarcastic novelty t-shirt for the guy whose inner monologue is always plotting something. Bold distressed lettering in white and burnt orange makes the punchline readable from across the room — ideal for a birthday, white elephant swap or a stocking stuffer.
Reads clean and loud on garment-dyed cotton without looking like a cheap graphic tee.
A solid pick for the friend who answers every question with a joke.
Works for dads, brothers, groomsmen, coworkers and anyone with a dry sense of humor.
Great for casual Fridays, trivia night, road trips and family gatherings you'd rather skip.
Please review all listing photos for sizing, color options, and product details.
Select your preferred size and shirt color before checkout.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order.
Want the design printed on the back instead? No problem! Please place your order first, then send me a message right after checkout and I'll set it up for you.
Looking for a different product style like a hoodie, sweatshirt, long sleeve, or another option not shown in this listing? Feel free to message me and I'll be happy to add it for you if available.
Comfort Colors® unisex apparel
Available styles may include t-shirt, sweatshirt, and long sleeve options
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft vintage feel
Relaxed fit and true-to-size look
Please check the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements.
Processing time: 1–3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
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| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Bella+Canvas V-Neck T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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