Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
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Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
A funny meme shirt for the person who announces every minor ailment and expects a parade. Distressed block lettering on soft garment-dyed cotton, ideal as a gag gift or a sick day uniform.
Three lines of chunky worn-in type, no artwork, all delivery.
Made for the sarcastic friend, the dramatic sibling, and anyone in the IBS and chronic illness humor camp who copes by joking about it.
Perfect for couch days, hangovers, group chats made physical, and Gen Z humor gifting.
A cheap laugh for a birthday, a white elephant swap, or a funny gift for her that costs nothing in sincerity.
Order first and message us right after checkout if you want this printed on the back.
Hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves are available on request.
Comfort Colors(R) unisex T-shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed, soft, lived-in feel and a relaxed unisex cut. Refer to the listing size chart for exact measurements.
Sizing and every shirt color option appear in the listing photos, so browse them all. Lock in your size and shirt color before checkout. Verify your shipping address on the order.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
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