Printed when you order, ships in 1–3 business days
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
Damaged or wrong? Message us and we replace it
Comfort Colors®
$22.89 – $32.77depends on size
You don't feel old. You just looked around one day and noticed everyone your age is. "It's weird being the same age as old people" says what every milestone birthday is really thinking, with big retro letters and a cool silver-haired lady shrugging over her coffee. It is a sarcastic gift for a husband, dad, grandpa or grandma turning 50, 60 or 70, and a good fit for a retirement party too. Inside, of course, they are all still 25.
Dark script leads into big retro OLD PEOPLE letters in yellow and red.
A cool silver-haired lady in sunglasses sips her coffee and shrugs.
Perfect for dad humor fans, retirement parties and anyone who still feels 25.
Check all photos for colors and sizes, select T-shirt, sweatshirt or long sleeve plus size and color before checkout, and confirm the shipping address.
T-shirt: Comfort Colors® unisex tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, relaxed fit. Crewneck sweatshirt: Comfort Colors® unisex sweatshirt, soft garment-dyed finish, relaxed fit. Long sleeve: Comfort Colors® unisex long sleeve tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Exact measurements are in the size chart.
Back print: order first, then message us right after checkout. Hoodie or other garment: available on request.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.
Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.
Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.
Wash inside out in cold water.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.
| Product | First item | Each extra |
|---|---|---|
| Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve | $5.99 | $3.99 |
| Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt | $9.99 | $3.99 |
| Baby Onesie | $5.99 | $3.99 |
US rates. Other countries are shown in the cart. Shipping details
