Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills

A smiling raccoon leans back in a rattan chair with a heart mug of coffee. Nearby are a knit pouf, a tasseled throw, a stack of books and a trailing pothos. Cream and gold lettering keeps the joke easy to read, and it makes a good birthday, Christmas or just-because gift for anyone who loves dry humor.

To add a back print, place the order, then message us right after checkout. Hoodie, sweatshirt and long sleeve versions are available on request.

• Comfort Colors® unisex T-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed, soft lived-in feel

• Relaxed unisex fit

• See the size chart in the listing photos for exact measurements

Review every listing photo for sizes and tee colors, select both before checkout, and make sure your shipping address is correct.

Processing time: 1-3 business days.

Shipping times may vary based on destination and carrier.

Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Cancellations accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, please message us within 3 days of delivery and we'll be happy to help.

Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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