You Can't Tell Me What To Do Not My Daughter

Ask us about a back print: order first, then message us right after checkout. This design is also available as a hoodie, sweatshirt or long sleeve on request.

Chunky distressed lettering in cream and orange, with the punchline on a wooden sign. Beside it, a chubby orange cat in sunglasses leans back in a wooden chair holding a tumbler, set against a retro striped sunset and pine trees. Sarcastic dad tee energy with a family joke every daughter will recognize.

Comfort Colors® unisex T-shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, relaxed unisex fit. For exact measurements, use the size chart in the listing photos.

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Since each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or color selection mistakes. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.

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Wash inside out in cold water.

Do not bleach.

Do not dry clean.

Do not iron directly on the design.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Product and print colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and production differences.

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